Funny Sarcasm T-Shirt: Not Real Peopley Today, Unisex Jersey Tee

$18.00 $22.50

Shipping to United States: $4.75



The "Not Today" Vibe
Let’s be honest—some days, the "human" setting on your social dial is just... broken. Whether you're dodging small talk at the office or avoiding the grocery store aisles like a pro, this shirt says what your face is already thinking: "It’s just not real peopley today."

Perfect for the person whose "social battery" is currently at 1%, this tee is the ultimate warning label for friends, family, and that one overly enthusiastic coworker. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s 100% done with the crowd!

🔥 Why This Is Your New Favorite Tee:
Ultimate Comfort: The Bella+Canvas 3001 is legendary for being soft and lightweight. It feels like a hug (but without the actual human contact).

Retail Fit: Flattering for both guys and girls. It’s not just a "t-shirt," it's a "I look great while being grumpy" shirt.

Built to Last: Dual side seams and shoulder taping mean this shirt keeps its shape, even after you’ve worn it three days in a row while hiding from society.
Tear-Away Label: Because nothing ruins a sarcastic mood faster than an itchy neck.
📋 Product Specs
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (the good stuff!).
Weight: Light & breezy (4.2 oz/yd²).
Style: Unisex sizing (check our size chart in the photos to find your perfect fit).
Printing: High-quality DTG (Direct To Garment) for colors that pop and a design that lasts.

🧺 Care & Longevity
Wash: Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F).
Ironing: If you must iron, do not iron directly on the print (it doesn't like the heat).
Color Note: Colors might look a tiny bit different in person than on your screen—lighting and tech can be tricky like that!

📦 Shipping & Small Business Deets
Processing: I'm on it! Most orders ship in 5-7 business days.
Delivery: Expect about 14 working days for delivery. (No weekend/holiday shipping—even my mail needs a break from people).
Multi-Package Orders: Don't panic if one item arrives before another; I use trusted printing partners to get things to you faster, which sometimes means separate boxes!

Address Check: Please double-check your house number! Packages sent to an incorrect address can’t be refunded.

The "Fine Print" (Please Read!)
Made to Order: Each item is printed specifically for you! Because of this, we cannot accept returns or refunds. * Color Disclaimer: Colors may vary slightly from your screen due to monitor calibrations and printing processes.
Mockups: Images are for example only. Please refer to the size chart and description for the most accurate representation.
Shipping: While we aim for lightning speed, "world issues" or carrier delays can happen. We appreciate your patience!

Thank you so much for supporting my small business and my love for all things moody!
— Karen (AKA: Kaywinz)

Shipping from United States

Processing time

3-5 business days

Customs and import taxes

Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

Payment Options

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

Returns & Exchanges

I don't accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

Privacy policy

Kaywinz Privacy Policy
Last updated 12 February 2023.
This Privacy Policy describes how and when Kaywinz (“I”, “me”, “my”) collects, uses, and shares information when you purchase an item from Kaywinz (www.etsy.com/shop/Kaywinz), contact me, or otherwise use my services through Etsy.com or its related sites and services.
You agree that by purchasing an item from Kaywinz or otherwise interacting with Kaywinz, you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by all of the terms of this Privacy Policy. If you do not agree, you must leave Kaywinz immediately.
I may change this Privacy Policy from time to time. If I make changes, I will notify you by revising the date at the top of the page.
This Privacy Policy does not apply to the practices of third parties that I do not own or control, including Etsy or any third party services you access through Etsy or through Kaywinz. You can reference the Etsy Privacy Policy to learn more about Etsy’s privacy practices.
Additionally, I will make every reasonable effort to inform you when I interact with third parties with your information; however, you are solely responsible for reviewing, understanding, and agreeing to or not agreeing to any third-party privacy policies.
Information I Collect
To fulfill your order, you must provide me with certain information (which you authorized Etsy to provide to me), such as your name, e-mail address, postal address, payment information, and the details of the product that you’re ordering. You may also choose to provide me with additional personal information from time to time if you contact me directly.
Why I Need Your Information and How I Use It
I collect, use and share your information in several legally-permissible ways, including:
  - As needed to provide my services, such as when I use your information to fulfill your order, to settle disputes, or to provide you with customer support;
  - When you have provided your affirmative consent, which you may revoke at any time, such as by signing up for my mailing list or to receive notifications from me;
  - If necessary to comply with a court order or legal obligation, such as retaining information about your purchases if required by tax law; and
  - As necessary for my own legitimate interests, if those legitimate interests are not overridden by your rights or interests, such as (a) providing and enhancing my services; (b) Compliance with the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use; and (c) use of your e-mail address for remarketing on Facebook, Google or similar.
Information Sharing and Disclosure
Protecting my customers’ personal information is crucially important to my business and something I take very seriously. For these reasons, I share your personal information only for very limited reasons and in limited circumstances, as follows:
  - With Etsy. I share your information with Etsy as necessary to provide you my services and comply with my obligations under both the Etsy Seller Policy and Etsy Terms of Use;
  - With Third-Party Service Providers. I engage the following trusted third parties to perform functions and provider services to my shop:
Printify,
  I share you personal information with these third parties, but only to the extent necessary to perform these services;
  - In the Event of a Business Transfer. If I sell or merge my business, I may disclose your information as part of that transaction, only to the extent permitted by law.
  - In Compliance with Laws. I may collect, use, retain, and share your information if I have a good faith belief that doing so is reasonably necessary to: (a) respond to legal process or to government requests; (b) perform legal obligations to which I am bound by agreements; (c) prevent, investigate, and address fraud and other illegal activity, security, or technical issues; or (d) protect the rights, property, and safety of my customers, or others.
How Long I Store Your Information
I retain your personal information only for as long as necessary to provide you with my services and as otherwise described in my Privacy Policy. However, I may also be required to retain this information to comply with my legal and regulatory obligations, to resolve disputes, and to enforce or perform under my agreements. I generally keep your data for the following time period: five (5) years.
Transfers of Personal Information Outside the EU
I may store and process your information through third-party hosting services in the US and other jurisdictions. As a result, I may transfer your personal information to a jurisdiction with different data protection and government surveillance laws than your jurisdiction has. If I am required to transfer information about you outside of the EU, I rely on Privacy Shield as the legal basis for the transfer, as Google Cloud is Privacy Shield certified.
Your Rights
If you reside in certain territories, including the EU, you have a number of rights in relation to your personal information. While some of these rights apply generally, certain rights apply only in certain limited cases. Your rights are as follows:
  - Right to Access. You may have the right to access and receive a copy of the personal information I hold about you by contacting me using the contact information below.
  - Right to Change, Restrict, or Delete. You may also have rights to change, restrict my use of, or delete your personal information. Absent exceptional circumstances (such as where I am required to store information for legal reasons) I will generally delete your personal information upon your request.
  - Right to Object. You can object to (a) my processing of some of your information based on my legitimate interests and (b) receiving marketing messages from me. In such cases, I will delete your personal information unless I have compelling and legitimate grounds to continue storing and using your information or if it is needed for legal reasons.
  - Right to Complain. If you reside in the EU and wish to raise a concern about my use of your information (and without prejudice to any other rights you may have), you have the right to do so with your local data protection authority.
How to Contact Me
You may reach me with any concerns relating to privacy at kaywin1970@gmail.com .
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